A conversation between Gandalf and Dumbledore

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Published: 27 Jul 2020

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This is a conversation between Gandalf of Lord of The Rings and Dumbledore of Harry Potter.
G
Gandalf
Hey.
D
Dumbledore
Hi.
G
Gandalf
What are you up to?
D
Dumbledore
Well I'm just getting off of work, I take the bus to my cabin at Godrics Hollow.
G
Gandalf
I don't have a cabin, I'm just here, home, wherever I can find my staff and wand.
D
Dumbledore
Where's home?
G
Gandalf
Over the mountains and through a forest.
D
Dumbledore
That must be exciting.
G
Gandalf
It's all right, I've been on the road for a while now.
D
Dumbledore
It must be nice to have a place to call home.
G
Gandalf
It's always the same there, some elves, some ponies, a library and the forest.
D
Dumbledore
I get out into the wizarding world every day.
G
Gandalf
Not that it's not fun and all, but you never get to rest.
D
Dumbledore
You know, we're kind of in the same boat.
G
Gandalf
Where's home?
D
Dumbledore
Well, the Ministry of Magic, and my office at Hogwarts of course.
G
Gandalf
What do you think you're doing this weekend?
D
Dumbledore
Oh I'll probably go to Hogsmeade, get some ice cream from Florean Fortescue's and maybe do some shopping.
G
Gandalf
I'll probably take a relaxing stroll into the woods with my little baby Harry.
D
Dumbledore
You know we're very similar.
G
Gandalf
You mean we're both wise and very powerful?
D
Dumbledore
Well, yes, but I'm sure we do many other things the same way.
G
Gandalf
Like what? ‚Äč
G
Gandalf
Are you going to the movies with him?
D
Dumbledore
Every once and a while, not much though.
G
Gandalf
I have to say that I don't like him that much.
D
Dumbledore
Why?
G
Gandalf
Because he's always saying, ooh, I have such wonderful and magical beans.
D
Dumbledore
He does like his food.
G
Gandalf
And who do you like?
D
Dumbledore
My students.
G
Gandalf
I meant what kind of people do you like.
D
Dumbledore
Oh I like Harry, I mean look at him, isn't he wonderful?
G
Gandalf
He is amazing.
D
Dumbledore
I like my other students too, of course.
G
Gandalf
I'm sure you do.
D
Dumbledore
I love Harry.
G
Gandalf
Me too.
D
Dumbledore
I like you a lot.
G
Gandalf
I like you too, you're a really great wizard.
D
Dumbledore
I hope so.
G
Gandalf
You're probably one of the greatest wizards of our time.
D
Dumbledore
I doubt it, I mean I'm just a professor.
G
Gandalf
Well, that's good enough for me.
D
Dumbledore
Well, I'm probably off to bed now.
G
Gandalf
I'll probably get going too.
D
Dumbledore
It was great to meet you.
G
Gandalf
It was great to meet you too.

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