My wife!!

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You wouldn't believe what my wife did!

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#wife
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Published: 23 Jul 2020

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Husband is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Husband
Husband
What's the problem officer?
Cop
Cop
You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Husband
Husband
No sir, I was going 65.
Wife
Wife
Oh Darling. You were going 80.
Man gives his wife a dirty look.
Cop
Cop
Also I noticed that you have a broken tail light.
Husband
Husband
Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife
Wife
Oh Darling, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
Husband stares at his wife in astonishment
Cop
Cop
I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Husband
Husband
Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife
Wife
Oh Darling, you never wear your seat belt.
Husband
Husband
SHUT YOUR MOUTH, woman!
Cop
Cop
Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife
Wife
No, only when he's drunk.
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teen_touch

hahahaha, his wife is going to kill him soon :D, very funny!

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