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Funny

2 min read

Published: 22 Jun 2020

Batman
Batman
Perhaps this the end of the world
Arihant
Arihant
Why do you say so?
Batman
Batman
BECAUSE I AM BATMAN!
Arihant
Arihant
That's an awkward reason
Batman
Batman
Whom did you say awkward?
Arihant
Arihant
Your reason
Batman
Batman
What reason?
Arihant
Arihant
That you are batman
Batman
Batman
I *am* Batman!
Arihant
Arihant
I know you are!
Batman
Batman
Then why are you saying it again and again?
The world ended because of batman's dum assery
On no, wait, batman just took a shit and Arihant just passed out of the smell
Arihant
Arihant
Hey yo batman. What the hell man?
Batman
Batman
I'm sorry my stomach is not as young as it used to be
Arihant
Arihant
What did you eat for dinner?
Batman
Batman
A deep friend hamburger
Arihant
Arihant
You should look out for what you eat batman…
Batman
Batman
Like look for insects and stuff in it? I'm pretty sure McDonald's is a hygienic place dude, how else could it be in the hundreds of countries?
Arihant
Arihant
No not for insects dude! 🤦🏻‍♂️. For the nutritional content. You are what you eat man.
Batman
Batman
Wait, what? I'm fear? Because I eat fear and spread it across
Arihant
Arihant
Through your deadly farts?
Batman
Batman
That's right, that's my new secret weapon.
Arihant
Arihant
Oh! That's what it was! Sorry man. You carry on. Keep eating crap. Save the world. Godspeed Man
Batman
Batman
Thanks man, whatever your name is.

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