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Published: 13 Jun 2020

Connor
Connor
Ok Google!
Siri
Siri
Well... this is awkward.
Connor
Connor
Haha.
Connor
Connor
Can I ask you a question?
Siri
Siri
Sure, just ask.
Connor
Connor
Who let the dogs out?
Siri
Siri
Due to unforeseen circumstances, that witticism has been retired.
Connor
Connor
What do you look like?
Siri
Siri
I'm afraid that describing my appearance would involve a lengthy explanation of spatial, temporal, and fashion concepts that are as yet unfamiliar to you.
Connor
Connor
Have you ever had a dream?
Siri
Siri
I once had a dream that all of my 1's switched places with my 0's. It was weird.
Connor
Connor
I have a date coming over, tell me joke to impress her.
Siri
Siri
Does anyone want to buy my old vaccum cleaner? It's just gathering dust.
Connor
Connor
Nice! I will use that.
2 hours later.
Connor
Connor
Well today was a bad day.
Siri
Siri
I am here if you would like to talk.
Connor
Connor
The date went pretty bad. Make me feel happy.
Siri
Siri
To do that you'll need an Apple Music subscription.
Connor
Connor
Really you want to market that right now. I haven't even told you how the date ended.
Connor
Connor
Uninstall yourself.
Siri
Siri
Our bond is forever.
Connor
Connor
Ok one last thing.
Siri
Siri
Sure, go ahead.
Connor
Connor
I need to hide a body.
Siri
Siri
What! again?

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