#match
#unmatch
#tinder
#conversation
Non-Fiction

4 min read

Published: 11 Jun 2020

Evelyn
Evelyn
Hello, I'm Evelyn. I'm 24 years old girl from small town in Canada. One day I decided to download app called Tinder. I never had it, so I decided to check why many people have it.
Evelyn
Evelyn
But as fast as I created account, I got a lot of matches. And three first guys immediately wrote me.
2020 may 29 2 p.m.
Dominic
Dominic
Hey, gorgeous! What's new? 😍
Evelyn
Evelyn
Hi, Dominic. Actually, I'm not sure if we have ever met so you could ask me this type of questions :D But I'm good. Just checking this app and trying understand why all suddenly started bragging about it.
Dominic
Dominic
You came in the right place 😜 And talking with the right guy
Dominic
Dominic
So which type of guys do you like? ;ppp
Evelyn
Evelyn
Tbh, I like smart, good looking guys who have charisma. But I'm not here to find love or something :D Just checking. Thought maybe I'll find somebody to talk about something, find new people to spend time with.
Dominic
Dominic
If you want spend some time, you just needed to say that ;p You can come over tonight. I have just downloaded great horror movie, I think you'll like it ;p
Evelyn
Evelyn
I see what you mean. But if I come over, I have mine suggestion for a horror movie.
Dominic
Dominic
Mmmmm.. 😍 😜 Tell me!
Evelyn
Evelyn
You and me.
Unmatched.
Evelyn
Evelyn
After this first match with a total fuckboy I thought that it was my bad. Maybe I need to check someone with more mature looking. I saw next message from guy named Harold.
2020 may 29 2:04 p.m.
Harold
Harold
Hi, Evelyn!
Evelyn
Evelyn
Hey, Harold!
Harold
Harold
You look like an angel :)
Evelyn
Evelyn
Have you ever seen one?
Harold
Harold
I'm looking at it right now!
Evelyn
Evelyn
So how do you know what the real angel look like? :D
Harold
Harold
You are pretty real for me :)
Evelyn
Evelyn
Ok, enough :D So tell me about yourself.
Harold
Harold
What do you want to know?
Evelyn
Evelyn
Idk, just tell me what you are doing in your life, what's your interests.
Harold
Harold
The one and the biggest interest for me now is you :)
Evelyn
Evelyn
And without me?
Harold
Harold
I'm DJ. Most of my time I spend in gym and clubs. Today I'm playing in club "Lost heaven". Wanna come? I bet you are a good dancer :)
Evelyn
Evelyn
Sure, why not :)
Evelyn
Evelyn
When I should come?
Harold
Harold
About 9. When you come to the door, ask bodyguard for Jessica. :)
Evelyn
Evelyn
Who's Jessica? :D
Harold
Harold
She's my girlfriend.
Evelyn
Evelyn
Why should I need to find your girlfriend? :D
Harold
Harold
I bet you're not only good dancer, but also good in bed :)
Evelyn
Evelyn
You have a girlfriend, wtf
Harold
Harold
I have girlfriend, but we never had threesome :)
Evelyn
Evelyn
I think I choose onesome.
Evelyn
Evelyn
Bye.
Unmatched.
Evelyn
Evelyn
Ok, second match was more bad than I thought. It's time to check third one. You know, they say that the third time is lucky.
2020 may 29 2:16 p.m.
Lucas
Lucas
What would be movie which could describe your life?
Evelyn
Evelyn
Hm.. The Lobster maybe? And yours? :)
Lucas
Lucas
50 shades of Grey.
Evelyn
Evelyn
Why?
Lucas
Lucas
Because I am Christian and you could be Anastasia.
Evelyn
Evelyn
Only thing you could be is unmatched.
Evelyn
Evelyn
Bye.
Unmatched.
Evelyn
Evelyn
Ok. That was it. I don't know what's good there in Tinder, but it's obviously not for me. I'm deleting it.
*message buzz*
Evelyn
Evelyn
Oh, wait, one more pervert wants to interact.
2020 may 29 2:29 p.m.
Max
Max
Hi, Evelyn!
Evelyn
Evelyn
Hi
Max
Max
You look great! Could I ask one question?
Evelyn
Evelyn
If it's about why I am single or if I want threesome, don't be shy. Just get over with it.
Max
Max
Why would you think like that? Jesus.. I just thought you look familiar, so I wanted to ask if you know Helga?
Evelyn
Evelyn
Who's Helga? I don't know any Helga's.
Max
Max
It's ok. So what are you doing tomorrow? :)
Evelyn
Evelyn
Obviously not having threesome with you or doing some another pervert thing.
Max
Max
I just wanted you to ask out for a coffee, because I don't like this space. I just come here from time to time to swipe. But now I see that you pissed of about nothing so whatever.
Evelyn
Evelyn
I didn't think that. I'm sorry.
Writing another apologetic message the worst happened.
Max unmatched you.






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